When the Going Gets Weird

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Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas, United States

Monday, January 30, 2006




Ways to Perish in a Nuclear Apocalypse
any other suggestions are welcomed


The initial bomb:
Nuclear radiation
Thermal radiation
Flying debris
Flashblindness
Electromagnetic Pulse
Fallout
Fires
Collapsing buildings
Broken damns
Broken sea walls
Broken levees

Other humans:
Evacuation traffic
Lack of utilities, machinery, or industry
Disease
Lack of food, water, or shelter
Insanity
Enemies and invaders
Panic
Riots
Anarchy

Even in a fallout shelter:
Inadequate food and water
Poor or incomplete construction
Lack of medical supplies
No livestock, crops, or farmers
Feuds
Stir-craziness
People outside
Contamination


See Also: Genesis Vault: at Center City

Saturday, January 28, 2006



Somebody's Gotta Do It

After being laid off for a month, they called me in to work Friday. Man, my legs hurt; standing up and doing next to nothing all day sucks. I'm only working one day a week, and getting a hundred dollar paycheck every two weeks. It ain't much, but it'll buy smoke. Or food if my winter stores run low.

My job is alright. I like where I work, but there are things there I'd rather be doing than answering the phones and greeting everyone who walks through the door. Not that a State Park Campground is very busy this time of year, even on Fridays. But I really would rather be out from behind the desk and out on the trails. I used my free time yesterday to research cypress tree ecology and eBay kayaks. We sell them cheaper, and there's no shipping for me. Just got to walk that sucka out the Visitor's Center and strap it to the truck.

There were also Americorps folks there yesterday. I'm not exactly sure what Americorps is yet, but they all seemed really nice. There was a dreaddie vegan guy, so they're probably cool. They're staying in a couple of our cabins for a while and are doing trail maintenance grunt work. Painting trail markers hot pink, dragging fallen trees away, moving rocks that have slid downhill or been washed away, and replacing a bridge, I think. Fun stuff, it sounds to me. I think they're volunteers or are getting college credit or something. Anyway, they wear nice pants, even if they are such a dreadful color.

I hear they get a $5 a day stipend. That sucks. I may spend my paycheck on beers and go hang out with them next Friday. Or whenever they get a day off. Some of em are old enough to drink a beer with me.

The picture is one I yoinked from ArkansasStateParks.com. It's my lake, some pro photographer took this at sunset, presumably from a helicopter. There are some quite scenic mountain tops, but I've never seen this angle from any I've been on. But I could be wrong.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


Here We Go

Well, Bs & Gs, I finally retreived my computer from my dad, and managed to talk my isp into sending me another cd with the dial-up software on it. *joy* And for those of you that are gasping that I'm still on dial-up in this, the twenty-first century, let me just say that the phone lines out here in BFE are the same ones they put in right after the Depression. We folks living out in the cut can't seem to talk SBC into giving us modern phone lines with DSL capabilities. Cable? Did someone say cable? *scoff* As if they could run a line over the mountain, through the woods, and around the lake. But I'm not complaining. Such is the cost of living in an absolutely beautiful place.

The picture features my front yard. See those trees? That's the Ouachita National Forest, people. A wonderful place, so please keep your empty beer cans and Mountain Dew bottles the hell out of there. I'm tired of cleaning up after you filthy people. And quit chipping the quartz crystals out of the rocks with hammers! I was climbing around and cut the hell outta myself on what I'm sure was a beautiful natural crystal formation that someone had smashed so they could take it home.

Okay, sorry, my inner druid fought her way to the top.

I've never blogged before, so I'm not really sure what to put up here. Seems like a nice place to vent, though. I'll be back when there's more for me to say. In the meantime, enjoy the scenery.